Closet Bromo

What is Closet Bromo?


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In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.

Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...

- the purchase of a guitar

- the purchase of guitar lessons

- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.

Randy Amaro is a Closet Bromo.

See bromo, oklahoma, hootie, blowfish, closet


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