Closet Drinker

What is Closet Drinker?

A person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.

Brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. She's such a closet drinker!

See secret, alcoholic, drunk

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