Closet Eater

What is Closet Eater?

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.

Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.

See food, fat, eating, pizza, hot dog

Keeping The 70's Alive

1. Someone that has a lot of pubic hair. Whether a man or woman. They are keeping the 70's alive. "Alex is keeping the 70&apos..

Nigger Chips

1. Slang for the crunched up potatoe chips that are left in the bottom a bag that no one really wants. Damn man you ate all the good chips..

You're Never Getting Laid Club

1. As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex. The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open..

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