What is Closet Fatty?
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A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.
Such traits include but are not limited to:
Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats
Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.
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noun- Also known as testicles.
That cheating scumbag got kicked in the jollywobbles by his hag wife.
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To get completely owned, destroyed, and/or demolished in any competitive activity.
"Those herbs just got peniplastied!"
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