Closet Fatty

What is Closet Fatty?

1.

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow

Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover

Fucking for validation

Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

See closet, fatty, fat
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