Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Jamaican Jelly-roll

1. A large, fat, resinous, splifor joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around. Gregg, If you only got one Club left,..

Kramerism

1. The religion of following Lord Kramer Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ev..

Norwegian Hand Grenade

1. when you pinch the tip of your dick right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your dick with your hands, shooting semen eve..

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