Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Lanceaway

1. - "fag" away - a term that defines a gay dude Oh look...there's a fag....LANCEAWAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! See lanceaway, fag, g..

Ute Punch

1. -The female equivalent to a kick to the testes. -The act of punching a woman in her uterus Brenda: I heard getting kicked in the penis..

Idrc

1. Internet abbreviation of "I don't really care" anD23: some girl was talking about you in algebra..she was sayin how you ..

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