Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Red Hot Pistol

1. Rock N Roll band from Portland, OR. Been together since 2005. Rapidly climbing the music ranks in Portland. Members include: Daren Ford..

Shocker Vulcan Style

1. See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening..

Gauchette

1. 1. an outstanding and very kewl performance that nevertheless leaves a bitter taste in parts of the audience (colloquial adjective) 2. ..

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