Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Chillocity

1. Rate of being chill. Rate at which one is moving towards maximum chill. That fatty brought me close to terminal chillocity! See chill..

Fro-pick

1. Comb used by blacks on their afros. "Holy mackeral! She uses her fro-pick so well that her hair looks like Jiffy Pop!" See a..

John Ritter

1. a guy whose scrotum spilled out of his boxers on an episode of "THRee's company." I am dead serious 2. an actor who pl..

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