Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

King Kamheahea

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Pornalicious

1. To be sexy, attractive, etc. My boyfriend is so pornalicious. See porn, sexy, sex, hot..

Pjuanita

1. Originated in the 4th floor common room by one of the greatest minds of all time. Can be used without the p; however, the p is adamantly..

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