Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Imcompotint

1. one who is a doofus metamoofus "Andrew is not imcompotint" See as, sd, df, gg, rr..

Jayceon's Advocate

1. The dedicated fan and good friend of Jayceon "The Game" Taylor, also known in the underground as Emily (Esho) aka Shaneequa. ..

Zombie Answering Machine

1. See: Zombie Vibrator "Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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