Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Ugugug

1. A hilarious moronic laughter equivalent to lol.. it was origanlly popularized by the anicent egyptians, who laughed as they constantly..

Uffdah

1. Interjection signifying exhaustion, weariness, resignation, overwhelm, sorrow, or frustration, generally used by those of Scandinavian (..

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