Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

J.m'd

1. 1.a word parallel to the word owned. Comes from a famous noob whose initials were J.M. and his many rejections from society. 2. Simila..

Wrecking Ball

1. the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye. that (the) wrec..

Diet Punk

1. A wannabe punk ass who isn't bad enough to be punk, or a fake punk who is just trying to get ass from a real punk, or just someone ..

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