Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Yesterdump

1. The dump that almost immediately follows consumption of a YesterDog hot dog. Also see: YesterRia. I ate 2 YesterDogs and when I got ho..

Unfocusable

1. The act of not being able to focus or concentrate. Sh*t, I think my girls pregnate and now I in a unfocusable state of being See add, ..

Pft

1. An exlamation of disbelief Joe-"I won the lottery!!" Me-"Pft! Yeah right." 2. used when feeling random. usuall..

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