Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Pre-festive

1. The state of premature holiday celebration by means of decorations, singing, or costume. The Smith family, with their Christmas lights ..

Eldeon

1. Originating from the World of Warcraft realm, Cenarion Circle, he played a rogue for two years, named Daggerchubz(then changed name to T..

Zippo Challenged

1. when the person can't open the zippo (cigarette lighter) in a cool way without opening it the normal way i was zippo challenged wh..

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