Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Hull Breach

1. when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through. the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and me..

Umpa Lumpa

1. A small man who is painted orange , works in a chocolate factory and sings while working 2. n. short, fat girls who wear too much make..

Jenina

1. someone who is very loyal... and never lets u down. Linda: Hey... what happened. Nick: oh.. (explains) Linda: (cheers him up.) Nick..

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