Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

John L. Sullivan

1. John L. Sullivan is the manliest man to ever live. He is known to many as one of the pioneers in the sport of fisticuffs or bare knuckle..

Solitary Popularity

1. The one eccentric student or coworker who fits in no where, and keeps to himself. Usually spends all free waking moments quarantined fro..

Yuckleberry

1. A poor excuse for a person who laughs boisterously at everything any dumb ass says,in an attempt to be accepted by a very base person,or..

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