Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Im Only Pulling Your Plonker

1. expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate "Hey Jim... your mother is dead" "oh my ..

Zhelted

1. (JGEUL-ted) Total domination or shutdown of a person, place, or thing, derived from the word PWNED which came from the word OWNED which..

Keeyud

1. Funny way some people say kid. Dam Gurl. Yooza popin' them keeyuds out like it-za facktory...

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