Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

The Hunter Of The North

1. An expert archer who has an unconventional way of carrying his bow: he carries it so his body is in the space between the string and the..

Pimpdog

1. Combination of the words "Pimp" and "Homedog". Used as a compliment. Mothball - That pimpdog is a classy motherfuck..

Cymantha

1. Cymanthas are sexy green eyed girls. A perfect friend to have. Will do anything for her friends and family. Honest. Sometimes too honest..

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