Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

King Kong Bong

1. A bong of such magnitude, King Kong could take massive hits off it. Usually one constructed out of a jug with multiple hoses attached. ..

Knafelman

1. a good looking smart blonde chick you knafelman See knafelman, fanny, naf..

Toe Hair

1. The small hair on the big toe. Looks like a Donald Trump piece. Wow Kara your toe hair is silky smooth it looks like Donald Trumps hair..

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