Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Honduran

1. Impressively lazy people who are used to everything being given to them. Government is extremely corrupt. Corruption does not stop there..

Upscalator

1. An escalator that goes up. Opposite of a downscalator. "We wandered the whole damn mall, trying to find an upscalator to the seco..

Omletto

1. 1) A mulato boy, also considered a towel-head. 2) Ann Marie and Jaslin's bitch. Ann Marie: Omletto, can you fetch my cell phone i..

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