Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Ultrafunkula

1. Funkaliscious. Funktastic, but with a sprinkle of twinkle, a fizzle of dizzle. Dat booty was the most ultrafunkula of da bunch!..

Beach Dick

1. The very tan guy who looks like he has been working out maybe 5-6 years but its actually more like 10,DO NOT touch his plates,he wears a..

Dutchness

1. The action of being dutch. Referring mainly to english speaking blonde dutch people, tending to living in windmills. Oh no you schpilt ..

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