Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Bacorny

1. something or someone that is really wack; awful or foul That show was so BACORNY, the rappers had no lyrical skills at all...

V.e.

1. A common abbreviation for the band VersaEmerge used by it's many fans. "I love V.E.!!!!!" See versaemerge, fbr, ve, com..

Pube Salad

1. The time-honored tradition of a bachelor being brought up on stage at a Strip Club to have a stripper yank out his pubes and sprinkle th..

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