Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

[ketted]

1. to be off your tits on ketamine i was soooooo ketted last night, i thought i was a tree! See ketamine, ket, k, horsed, spangled..

Belgian Bong Hit

1. When performing oral sex on a woman, light up a blunt, take a hit, blow it into her vag, close it up, then breath it in and then shotgun..

W00tville

1. A place where all is good and perfect. Everyone is overjoyed with their existance. See also utopianirvana w00tville is the coolest..

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