Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Your Mother Cuts Socks In Hell

1. this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term fav..

Hgb

1. see hellogoodbye . An amazing electronic, powerpop band The new hgb CD: Zombies! Aliens!Vampires! Dinosaurs! is so good See hellogood..

Buy Me Drink

1. Phrase that most drinky girls say to their customers in an effort to make some money You buy me drink GI? It's only $20!..

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