Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Zooman

1. a wasteman who drinks giraffes via the bum "oi! u zooman u is melestin that giraffe!!!! See zooman, zoo, man, animal, wasteman..

Vagine

1. From the movie "Borat". It is another word for vagina. More specifically, it can be used to describe third-world vagina. &q..

Brobliterated

1. When you get so ripped that all you can say is "dude." Bruce: "How you doin', Chad?" Chad: "Dude..."..

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