Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Kink Monkey

1. Refering to anyone considered to be horny, kinky, or sexually permiscuous Bob: She is such a kink monkey! Josh: Why? Bob: she fucked ..

Ipodanoid

1. The paranoia that your IPod knows what you're thinking You're thinking about your ex-girlfriend and the song that you both li..

Nigger Night

1. A grand occasion, where all the popular foods of black people are shared among friends and family. Dad: Oh kids, tonight is nigger nigh..

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