Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Overcum

1. 1.To produce more semen than can fit inside the woman to be inseminated. 2.Also slang for "entirely owned." 1."Sorry Sh..

Keep Your Dradle Hand Strong

1. To maximize bargining and cheapness especially when buying second hand merchandise. Guy 1: So i bought this oven last night. He was ask..

Zombie Jesus Day

1. Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead... Taken from Cyanide and Happi..

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