Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Roo-roo

1. Three-way, all-male, simultaneous, competitive sodomy. In other words, a three-way butt fuck. The man in the middle is the Quimby or L..

Oreo Cum

1. The mix of jizz, lube and shit that comes out of a person's ass after bareback sex. Damn, I went down to felch that bitch and he h..

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic

1. This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live onl..

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