Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Memorial Day Weekend

1. Quite possibly one of the sickest times of the year, most young adults use this holiday to start the summer althought its in May. Highly..

Ask Me Arse

1. See also Ask Me Bollix Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone. Can also be used as a dismissive te..

[hand Herpie]

1. Skanks who give alot of hand jobs (HJ's)and is rumered a hand job whore Nick: That whore gave like 5 handjobs last night Jack: Wh..

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