Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

*shiny*

1. somthing in which light is reflected off --marvelous --addicting --annoying --ahhh Mary, what are you look at? ohhhhhh shiny..

Rigdirty South

1. stright gangsta in tha dirty south dont fuck wit people from the south See adara..

Rubber Knife

1. Verb: To rubber knife. Closely related to whiskey dick. Attempting sexual intercourse with a semi-flacid, half stock erection. "I ..

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