Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Omniliminal

1. an ever-present message like an unspoken rule that everyone follows See gear..

Shmeeter

1. A clitoris or just generally a part of a woman's vagina. "Yo man I licked that bitch's shmeeter right off."..

Hamgap

1. The width of an overweight females vaginal cavity. I hooked up with this porker last night and she had a 4 finger hamgap...

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