Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

The Abe Lincoln

1. The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on..

Lavicious

1. it means scathingly menacing "Larry laughs like a lavicious lunatic!" See jon, friedman, coffee, comedy, mcsweeney..

Vesko

1. The coolest man ever! Comes from the country Bulgaria! Yo man you are vesko! 2. a guy who drinks a lot laughs a lot and is so happy a..

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