Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Ridiculosityness

1. Noun-State of being resulting from an insane road trip with friends. Must have absolutely minimal planning, money-spending and fear of b..

Trismus

1. spasm of the jaw muscles resulting in inability to open the mouth dude 1: man, that chick bit me so hard and never let go dude 2: she ..

Powergamers

1. 1: n. A person who plays tabletop RPGs and seeks to make the most powerful character possible, often in the form of assigning 'usel..

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