Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Kasploozal

1. a noise made when ejaculating eg oh oh oh ah "kasploozal"..

Shaikh

1. A Shaikh is an elder or royalty in the Arab Gulf. It is also used to call men of religion. Also, it is used to mock people when they act..

W.m.d.

1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..

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