Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Urbantage

1. an advantage that comes of living in a city. Country bumpkin: Wow! So many bookstores and movie theatres and restaurants! City dewller..

Zaklee

1. more precise than exactly person 1 spurs are shit person 2 zaklee See precise, nailed it, spot on, zaklee..

Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient

1. When dealing with a lying-ass motherfucker, the Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient (LAMC)is the multiplier (generally around .39) added ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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