Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Creepin The Book

1. The act of stalking someone on facebook Examples What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies See face..

Neow

1. 1. TO ACT IMMEDIATELY UPON DEMAND; 2. AN IMPERATIVE COMMAND; 3. TO BE COMPLETED WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF HESITATION; 4. A DEMAN..

Velcro Chin

1. A side of effect of the dry sixty nine. It is caused when the chin is chafed by over zealos dry sixty nining when one or more participa..

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