Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Mcguirk

1. verb. sounds like "magurk." when you throw up in the back of your mouth just enough so that you can taste it and it makes you ..

The Dirty Mulholland

1. when a man fingers a woman, then slaps another man across the face, usually under the nose. Particularly Effective when the vagina stin..

Ylbaborp

1. yil-ba-borp the awesome way to say 'probably' bunny: "Are you going to eat me?" moose: "ylbaborp" See ..

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