Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

W'ever

1. A conjunction of the words "what" and "ever" Normally used when you disagree with someone. Whatcha need? Going to..

Autosomnia

1. the uncanny ability of a passenger to fall asleep in a car as soon as it gets on the road Nick has autosomnia, he is always the first o..

Esk

1. Spelled with a K for flare, the esk is a state of mind. It's a lifestyle lived by someone. It basically means anything can come o..

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