Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Radiokilla

1. the sweetest person in the universe ake Robbie Baker did you hear Radiokilla is going to the party? See sweet, awesomeness, hott, pimp..

Give'r Gretzky

1. Inputting 99 seconds on a microwave. How long do you want me to put your chili in the microwave? Give'r Gretzky! See give'r..

Queeftasticle

1. (slang) Synonyms: fantastic, awesome dude, kick ass, wow, cool, omg, omfg, omffg, oh my- you get the idea. It is the preferred expressi..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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