Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Bitches Be Flocking

1. When a male attracts a majority of females all at once. abbr. BBF Bitches be flocking with a sniff of this cologne...

Jackasda Ripper

1. A sexless neo-conservative American who get's kicks by trolling left-minded think-tanks, listservs, and other public forums with th..

Taosing

1. (v): the act of entertaining oneself in a small, small town. I was just taosing around pensacola, what are you up to? See aimless, beg..

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