Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Croudatee

1. an obscene sexual position banned from the church in 1207 AD; it involves a group of six or more people making a tower formation with on..

Redneckish

1. Having to do with the country or hillbilly type people. person 1: I caught me a gigantic fish today while i was at the creek drinking b..

Quilm

1. To blow the foam off the top of your beer at somebody "dude, Ben totally just Quilmed me" See beer, blow, foam, froth, bubbl..

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