Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Hyptonite

1. Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irr..

Yahoo Sports

1. One of the most retarted games in the entire history of the world. Almost as stupid as "Tread Marks"! Don't play Fantas..

W/8

1. Short form of wait. Since the spelling of 8 is eight, w + eight is weight, which is a homophone of wait. W/8! Just w/8 for a moment! ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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