Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Zagat

1. A cultured gay man whose particularly affluent about fine cuisine. Oscar Wilde reviewing French cuisine is zagat-ish. See cultured, fi..

Breastamungus

1. to have large breasts. a word created by brooke and rachel on october 29th, 2006 at exactly 11:43 PM--because they have nothing better t..

Hectique

1. An intensifying variant of hectic. Describes anything that is overwhelmingly cool. Can also be used to descrube anything that is overwhe..

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