Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Ukrainian Quarter

1. A .22 calibre cartridge and 3 pennies mounted on a circular piece of wood. He's so cheap, he pays me in Ukrainian quarters!! See ..

Agnosticus

1. The God agnostics believe in. Stewart: I'm agnostic, I believe in the mercy and love of Agnosticus. Donald: Good for you, Stewart..

Zit-whiz

1. a spread to put on toast made of the oozing puss from acne mmmmmm , i just love my zit-whiz on toast in the morning See gross, jam..

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