Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Flabadabadoo

1. Flabadabadoo is the first noticeable sympton of a F.U.P.A.. The girl will usually see a roll of fat beginning to form over her vagina ar..

Yeahup

1. A word, combining 'yeah' and 'yup'. It is just a fun word to say. Pronounced: yeah-up. "Are you going to the c..

Kick-fight

1. When two mates/pals join hands left to left right to right to show respect. They then proceed to kick or knee each others legs until one..

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