Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Queebin'

1. slang for a person acting shady. Substitute for the slang meaning of acting gay She's been queebin' ever since the party. Se..

Making Your Third Eye Cry

1. Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry) " God you seem stressed have you been making..

Quoldemort

1. The greatest pairing between two magical people ever created by brilliant minds. Oh my god Darren Criss, that is such an amazing Quolde..

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