Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

The Ronald

1. The process of cheating on your girlfriend, secretly being outed(girlfriend finds out), and finally vomiting after realizing that the br..

Oneirotica

1. pl. n. literary or artistical account of dreams that are sexual in nature. In my dream journal, there's a lot of oneirotica. See..

Ibp

1. When a poster submits a post and another poster posts saying the she is "In Before Poll." Also, just post whoring sometimes. ..

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