Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Giney Rot

1. (n.) The consequences of not washing the vagina is a terrible smell (Think fish farm) and hardening of the skin around the cervix. While..

Cut That Mullet

1. get a haircut Cut that mullet you fucking tree-hugging hippy..

Nommage

1. If you've been nomming on something and you thought it was good, you'd say it was nommage. My manwich was nommage! See nom n..

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