Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

W00tz

1. A sign of true accomplishment. "Sara and Alyssa just met Gabe Saporta, w00tz!" See w00t, w00, woohoo, 1337, horray..

Alabama Hotcake

1. the act of taking a dump on a girl's bellybutton (similar to the act of the Stanley Steamer) "Walter, why did you just give m..

Poestenkill

1. a small town in upstate new york, west of Albany, and near Averill Park. Poestenkill has about four thousand people, and not shit to do...

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