Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Zombie Cock

1. 1. an undeadrooster. 2. a penis hungry for brains. 3. a cockfeeling seriously worn out. 4. an undead jerk. 1. "cock-a-doodle zo..

Death By A Thousand Cunts

1. Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle. Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a th..

Yogurt Flinger

1. A male genitalia that has been stimulated to the point of ejaculation. The ejaculate resembles that of yogurt and it is flung from the u..

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