Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Have A Blessed Day!

1. Black folks' code for "Fuck off, Honkey!" That Cracker really pissed me off, so I told him to "Have a blessed day!&..

Niggertrade

1. A racial term for FairTrade. "Guess what, I got me some NiggerTrade chocolate and it tastes like shit!" See fairtrade, nigge..

Zap Yo Dumb Ass

1. The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy. Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup? Guy 2: ..

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