Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Zangief Quief

1. A quief in which a green substance is omitted from the cooter of an orange headed person. Man, that bitch let loose a Zangief quief on ..

Sloppy Joanne

1. When a male is giving a chick anal, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother fucking shit, and then without wipi..

5150 Magnet

1. a person who attracts people that are a danger to themselves or others i am a freakin 5150 magnet See 5150, insane, crazy..

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