Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Zooendoeurothophobia

1. Fear of having a foreign object, most typically an animal, enter the vagina without the permission or knowledge of the girl. This fear p..

Pedorast

1. A russian slang word which means gay male. Look at that guy, he dresses like a Christmas tree and looks like a pedorast. See gay, male..

Ear Licker

1. Incestious offspring who has deformities for the very same reason. If you are from Ripon, you could be an ear licker..

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