Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Office Hours

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Autoarousal

1. Noun Emotional and physical state preceding the act of carsturbation. "Jack experiences autoarousal right on on the entryramp.&qu..

Jazz And Three

1. An expression used for a multitude of different feelings in differing situations. Most commonly used for a negative feeling, but is know..

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