Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

El Magic

1. 1. Absolutely ace at something,very good at something and getting it right nearly every time. Named after the best goal kicker in the wo..

Narm

1. Six Feet Under reference from the eppy where Nate suffers a brain seizure: "My arm is numb. Numb arm. Narm. NARM!" - Nate W..

Earth Muffin

1. Environmentally conscience, socially aware, recycles when she can, prefers organic or natural products, and will drive out of the way to..

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