Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Dickbeater

1. 1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural) Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging ..

175r

1. pulling a stupid red head action, also known as a tomatoe head such as stealing a ramp from a church down the road. or punching a ceme..

Zard

1. A complete smeghead on quakenet 19:27 <Derobrash> you'd video tape your own mum? 19:27 <zard> done it before 19:27 &..

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