Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Londonderry

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Fappable

1. Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes. Man, that picture is..

Z0mgwtfbbqsauce

1. Used to describe events or happenings which are amazing or leave you speechless. z0mgwtfbbqsauce would literally spell out to: zoh-my-go..

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