Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

W'sai

1. acronym for What Sex Am I. An expletive said when encountering a person whose gender is indeterminate. Dude, check out that w'sai!..

Caveman Salad

1. To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad. He likes it when s..

Unlad

1. Someone or something that is considered bad or not good. Guy 1: Hey that guy just ran off with our gibbons! Guy 2: Yeah that was so un..

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