Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

The Tobaggan

1. after sex knock the girl out and ride her unconscious body down a large flight of stairs. i did "The Tobaggan" to that bitch ..

Misjugment

1. To overestimate, or underestimate, the size of a woman's breasts. I made the mistake of buying a bra for my girlfriend, and made a..

Shagaggle

1. a fluke; mistake; fucked up on something I shagaggled that date See fluke, fucked up, mistake, messed up, screwed up..

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