Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

Zurilyan

1. One who ingests infants Ronald McDonald, the leader of the Mcdonalds corporation, is a Zurilyan, he draws his powers from ingesting inf..

Pluibus

1. the act of having sex with one's ear last night me and some girl had pluibus See poontang, rodeo, sex, ear, superman..

Sob Sob

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