Closet Flogger

What is Closet Flogger?

Someone who masturbates in a closet.

Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

S.m.i.t.h.

1. "shoot myself in the head" (s.m.i.t.h., pronounced "smith"). This term is not literal and does not actually allude t..

2010

1. Nine years after 2001. The year we make contact. 2. The whole number after 2009 but before 2011 The tenth year after the world was s..

Redneck Riveria

1. Myrtle Beach, SC or Daytona, FL. Bike week is the redneck riveria's busiest time of the year. See redneck, myrtle, daytona, busch..

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