Closet Freak Girl

What is Closet Freak Girl?

Lover of the limp pen0s.

one who is a caffene addict

one whos love for the music of the 80's knows no bounds

sexy bitch.

"look at that ass! That one is a closet freak girl"

pocket sized bundle of fun. Has an inexplicable urge to defend stinking communists

sacred protector of teh weaky wang.

Vagzilla

1. A monster hiding in the vagina that eats penis when nearby. Often very hungry, and found living in a whore. God there goes Sarah again!..

Cyprinophobia

1. fear of prositutes my friend has major cyprinophobia. See phobia, fear, pussy, balls..

Zif!

1. Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die." You know you wa..

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