Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Exasturbation

1. Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible. After finally landing in prison, it was poetic ..

Uro

1. A word usually said to a guy or a gal who one finds attractive. Also said to someone who is really fat or someone with a large butt ..

Piersel

1. To figure out a way to screw your workmates out of any potential overtime or bonus money at work. Car Salesman#1 "I hung out in th..

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