Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Ogress

1. -A girl that is an ogress will be above average height, wider than most, and optionally ugly. -The opposite of a spinner. No one wante..

Upstrokes

1. Masturbating and typing to your friends on the upstrokes I... am... writing... this... on.. the... upstrokes... and... watching... porn..

Hellafexy

1. Someone that is hell'a sexy, or very sexually appealing. Damn that girl is look-in' Hellafexy! See smexy, sexy, hot, fine..

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