Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Interfrastically

1. quickly, with haste. As created by Blackadder (Ink and Incapability) I shall return interfrastically See James..

More Cushion For The Pushin

1. What comes into your head when you think of fuckin a 350lb fat bitch. "Man that bitch is fat." "Hey more cushion for t..

Darcher

1. A Scuzz-Bag that is at least 64 years of Age. They live in dirty caves filled to the brim with jizz-tissues. Charming and slow, they oft..

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