Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Crancin'

1. Safely Avoiding doom Crance She was Crancin' through the lightning storm. See crance, lucky, blessed, protected..

Jam Tin

1. A type of improvised grenade-like bomb used mainly in the first world war. Soldiers would use the empty tins from their ration of jam an..

Apologuise

1. An apology given when you don't feel you did anything wrong so it will end an argument. She expected an apology, so I apologuised ..

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