Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Head Lock

1. someone puts there arm around your head and squeezes today at school i got a head lock and a wedgie for wearing briefs See head lock, ..

Nalgedelic

1. Of or pertaining to the greatness of a nalgene product. That catch was unbelievably nalgedelic! See Jay-Z..

Quare_

1. just like queer, only more for online use that camper is the biggest quare_ 1. just like queer, only more for online use that camper..

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