Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Full As A Fat Ladys Sock.

1. To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks. "I couldn't have..

Young Fun

1. having sex with someone much younger than you. I am tired of these old women I need some young fun. See george..

Mucrew

1. It is the hairstyle that is a combination of a mullet and a crewcut. pronounced (moo crew) why is that dude have hair on the top of his..

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