Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Monna

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Nononmoonon

1. the word used when you've been beat in laser tag. I totally nononmoononed today. See laser tag, lose..

Roflchopter

1. A more awesomesauce way of saying roflcopter. In Soviet Russia the roflchopter laughs at you. See roflcopter, yo mama, soviet russia, ..

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