Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Zohan'd

1. From the trailer for the new Adam Sandler movie that depicts him kicking the guy with his feet. He tells him to "smell it, smell i..

Mcp

1. Male chauvanist pig. This MCP tried to tell me that that modem would work with anything, 'cuz he thought since I was a girl I coul..

Swalsh

1. Verb; to arrive a little later than the majority, particularly in the context of the office. She swalshed in with her cup of Peet'..

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