Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Fog Horn

1. (1)-Distorted Voice (2)-Person whos likes to be heard. Plays to the audience usually when supervisors are in ear shot. (3)- Is aroused..

Magic Formula

1. The life of us all Trek + blaze= Mong Lets have a trek, then a blaze, then some bare mongage See Dubya..

Visions By Abnormality

1. 1-The most obnoxious song in Rock band 2. Reason? Its screamo and has no rhythm, what so ever and is the hardest song in the game. What ..

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