Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Children

1. 1. Humans under the age of 13 or so. Many of which were accidently conceived. Lots of children these days are annoying, spoiled, bitchy ..

Vodafuck

1. The act of pleasuring one-self with the vibration setting on ones mobile phone. Joseph Readicus Vodafucked himself While Thinking Of Hi..

Ectogamic

1. gay or lezbo *not a good thing 2 b* ur so ectogamic See belle..

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