Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

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Kinote

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Dickwilly

1. To insert one's penis in someone else's ear. Oh, shit. rDave's asleep. Let's dickwilly him! See teabag, dick, dick..

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