Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Naar

1. When you continuously bitch at someone for no reason because you have a sitck up your loose asshole and way to much sand in your fat ran..

Roffels

1. The alternate (and commonly considered wrong) version of Roffles. Less funny though. I'mma reply to this topic with a crapload of ..

Grieco Syndrome

1. Being a big dirtbag who looks like a frigin leprachaun and says he is italian.. Hey...Im Grieco the fuckin fag dirtbag...

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