Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Casanova's Little Helper

1. A penial splint. An officer's aide and an AID in the ORIFICE. Tested to the point of destruction at last year's Sex Olympics..

Usp0r

1. another word for 1337, being a thing/person. Legend. usp0r y0u 4r3 fuck1ng l33t See rob..

Ungala

1. A word used to fill a silent void, often used when cerebral capacity is at it's lowest. Ungala-bungala See sandro..

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