Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Jollywaggle

1. To give sexual pleasure. Give her the old jollywaggle. See sex, in-out-in-out, sex bandit..

Reech

1. Noun. What you call someone when they don't wash their gym shorts for a full year. Are you trying to pull a Reech? See smelly, s..

Unnawunna

1. The antonym for Unna. Play on the words "I don't want to" "Unnawunna go outside naked" See Zephyr..

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