Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Zigorous

1. The feeling of anything good, when "Amazing" just doesn't cut it.. when "Perfect" is not even close!! Person 1..

5-2

1. A slang term for pussy - 5 letters, 2 syllables Guy: I don't think I can drink one more beer Girl: Quit being a 5-2 See pussy, b..

Misspellinger

1. When illiterate idiots can not proceed to spell a word correctly, thus causing minor confusion and embarrassment! 1) Man Ben is a missp..

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