Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Hamleting

1. Peeing in a person's ear. I got hamleted and now I can't hear SHIT. I enjoy hamleting my loved ones. See hamlet, hamleting..

Qofabi

1. The act of queefing and farting at the same time, normally during sexual intercourse. "Jordan's mom qofabied last night when ..

105

1. When something is the absolute shit, and everyone knows it. Something that just cannot be topped. The true top tier of quality. David: ..

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