Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

W&n

1. White and Nerdy; such as used in the Weird Al's Cover of Ridin' Dirty. All of you people reading this entry are soo W&N. ..

Lovust

1. A feeling that does not quite reach the emotional level of love and consists of some elements of lust, however never having the extremit..

Zapped

1. to be in a situation of great misfortune Gabe: "I got AIDS man..." Jake: "...you have been ZAPPED!" 2. tired, ex..

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