Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

On What?

1. Used to verify sincerity/truth. shortened version of questioning statements one might place on something dear to them. Like I bet on my ..

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