Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Cummiest

1. to have to most cum She has the cummiest face of the seven girls. See cum, cumming, vagina..

Plakas

1. A superior person. Come from the Plaka area of Athens, Greece where intellectuals and aristocrats reside. With his intelligence, style,..

Pony Wipe

1. The wiping of a pony. "Excuse me sir, but I have wiped your pony." "Excuse me sir, but can I wipe your pony?" &qu..

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