Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Juiceboxin

1. Drinking juice boxes most likely in a tent or somewhere enclosed usually involving other drinks besides juice you will end up with on..

Eaten

1. to be mugged or jacked by somebody else. "oh my days ave u heard wat appened 2 aaron, he got eaten" See amera 2. Having l..

Nosedrill

1. A commonplace Chinese mis-pronunciation of the English word nostril. Chinese girl: "Is there an English vocabulary word nosedrill?..

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