Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Fillmore County

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Flowies

1. Little Baby girl word for Flower Erin: "Adelyn, what is this?" (pointing to a purple flower) Adelyn: "Flowies!" S..

Drapes

1. To rob or steal quickly in an inner city- usually accompanied by an unnecessary beating. The act of drapsing someone can be a planned am..

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