Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Z0r3d

1. An additive ending to supremely 1337-ify your statement (Halo 2) Player 1: Man, I got gibbed by a Grunt Player 2: Pwnz0r3d!!!!! (Or p..

Bannistered

1. When soemone talks to you about absolutely useless stuff that you have no interest in whatsoever and you ignore. Then youve been bannist..

Going To Mexico

1. Generally used to mask the act of illegally downloading something. Origin: Mexico is home to the small town of Juarez, which coincident..

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