Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Cockwit

1. A commonly used word of derision to describe those who could be said to be somewhat arrogant or perhaps those with an over-inflated sens..

Arse Around

1. Verb. To mess around, to waste time. "Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!" "Yes mum."..

W99t

1. The facetious version of "w00t", which has been combined with "rolling one's eyes" (99) . "Yippee. Hoo-r..

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