Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Oni-baba

1. demon granny person one: wanna chill? Person two: nahh i'm to busy killing helping my grandma make spleen cookies with my oni-bab..

Jestopolis

1. the center of a metrosexual's life. (ex: Banana Republic) those douche bags are always hanging out at their dumb ass jestopolis..

Zsrd

1. this is what is written when one is having an epileptic fit "did you like go to the mall it was zsrd" "hi mate how was ..

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