Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Skiz

1. A small electronic scale used to weigh out sacks of weed or cocaine. i was gonna buy 18g's but i left the skiz at chris's hou..

Dear Mama

1. The best rap song ever. Radio Host: "And now let's go back to the good days, before the music died, Dear Mama by 2Pac, the be..

Pound Zone

1. in wiffleball, the act of hitting the strike zone (usually made of wood) with a high velocity pitch. "Jason is really able to poun..

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