Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Bag Her And Tag Her

1. To put a paper bag over the head of a cosmetically-challenged woman (esp. a butterface) and then give it to her like she was Brooke Burk..

Anhedonic

1. to be unable to experience pleasure anhedonic guy: this sucks other guy: thats just because your anhedonic See anhedonia, emo, sad, p..

Perlmutter

1. someone who is really smart, but will not let anyone cheat off of them Jon: Yo, iv'e been Dan's friend for years, and this mo..

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