Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

Howdy

1. a greeting used primarily in the southern part of the U.S. Short for "How do you do?" The man said,"Howdy" to the ..

Good Have

1. A phrase used by all social groups to to express a non-enivous appreciation of someone elses' property. (Opens friends Refrigator)..

Rusty Crotch

1. Someone who is unfortunate enough to be born with red hair. Thus, having red pubic hair. Note, not all red heads have red pubes, but i..

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