Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

I0nic

1. Noun: Jesus-like being with amazing sexual prowess Verb: To make love like a sex-machine 'Yo Dawg Ima get all i0Nic on yo momma t..

James Louviere

1. 1. good and somth with the ladys 2. dating more than one girl at a time 3. the best and always taken 4. I'm the James Bitch Th..

Retardanism

1. The philosophy of ridiculous cognitve perceptions of the world and abnormal ways of thinking. "When my nephew failed his final exa..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Closet Pirate Edit Meaning