Closet Pirate

What is Closet Pirate?

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!

yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.

See closet, pirate, bum, skiing, bumpkin, derek

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1. poop, especially turds left in a toilet that has not been flushed what you are left with after you go birth some chocolate lab puppies ..

Kirkulese

1. A modern day hercules of whom is an asian American. Kirkulese is chinese. See Kirk..

Loli-pop

1. When a prepubescent female masturbates by inserting a popsicle into her vagina. Jill was so horny she loli-popped all night long. I&ap..

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