Closet Punk

What is Closet Punk?

1. Someone who dress like punkwhen by them selves or with other punkers but doesnt do it to show the punk love

2. A Song by DRI

1. Johnny says he likes punk, but hes just a closet punk

2.You think your real cool

Starting fights at school

And writing stupid lines like "Anarchy Rules"

You don't even know what anarchy is

You never will and you never did

You're a closet punk

You closet punk

See closet, punk, punker, pnuk

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