What is Closet Sex?
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Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "
if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.
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