Closeterphobia

What is Closeterphobia?


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An acute fear of Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being stalked by Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being in a situation which you are near Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close;a phobia usually developed after watching Fatal Attraction one too many times (once is usually enough).

My friend Elise can't watch the show Damages because she has severe Closeterphobia.

See glenn, close, fear, phobia, fatal, attraction


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