Closetwish

What is Closetwish?

A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.

"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."

Needless Markups

1. Slang for the department store Neiman Marcus Why go to to Bloomingdale's, when you can go to Needless Markups & pay double the..

Captain Neptune

1. This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the f..

Zaho

1. an asian, usually having vision problems, with a small penis and anger management problems. Often resembling a dulek. Han was cool, but..

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