Closetwish

What is Closetwish?

A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.

"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."

Obese Shlong

1. a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid ..

Ifsy

1. Stands for I'mma Fucking Smack You. Commonly used in chatrooms to express violent retribution when infuriated with another person&..

Bradjustment

1. An adjustment made to one's brassiere, usually while wearing it. Excuse me a moment, I have to make a bradjustment. See bra, boob..

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