Closimastrobate

What is Closimastrobate?

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The act of masturbating in closet while your best friends sister changes

Dude i just got back from your sisters room i was searching for some panties when she came in so i hid in her closet and she started changing so i had to "Closimastrobate"

See closet, masturbation, stalker
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