What is Closimastrobate?
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The act of masturbating in closet while your best friends sister changes
Dude i just got back from your sisters room i was searching for some panties when she came in so i hid in her closet and she started changing so i had to "Closimastrobate"
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step 1) place cookie on table
step 2) gather bored guys (preferably frat members)
step 3) get them to stroke it, last one to cum, eats..