What is Clot?
1.
jamaican pronounciation of "clothe" meaning a tampon as used in swear words like "blood clot" or "bomba clot"
2.
The glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.
Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.
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3.
A vehicle filled with good-looking girls. Acronym for "Car Load of Twats". Also see
Hey, Vasili, look at that CLOT that just passed in front of us! Love that mouni!
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4.
A derogatory slang term targeted toward a woman. Synonymous with bitch or cunt. Inferred reference to that special time of the month when women are particularly annoying due to PMS and menstrual bleeding.
Also see clotbag
Jim: What the fuck is up Lisa's ass?
Dave: I have no idea. She's such a fucking clot!
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5.
The Crowborough Lot
a crew that rolls in from crowborough in the south east UK
it can also mean an idiot or something the blood does to stop bleeding.
oi look bruv, its the clot
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A word sometimes used to paraphrase places with longer names. Often utilized in order to sound more "gangster."
1. Let's reach Pizzaclot. (Pizzaville, Pizza Pizza)
2. You wanna jet to PClot? (Price Chopper)
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Originally an insult of Jamaican descent but became a suffix randomly tacked onto people/places by suburban white kids to seem more black.
Suburban White Kid:: Yo, lets fully reach Pizzaclot
Normal Person: You're not black
Suburban White Kid: Oh. *hangs head in shame*
