What is Clowes?
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The act of rubbing one's hand in a sexually suggestive manner, from the top of someone's head, down the cheek or face, very slowly, until your hand drops off the face. This is done with a blank stare of the Cloweser, which in turn horrifies and humiliates the Clowesee.
Dude, that guy just got Clowesed! *Scream heard in background*
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Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.
Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
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