Clowned

What is Clowned?


1.

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone

he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.

See david

2.

To be hit or slapped unexpectedly by another person. To be "clowned" the receipent of the assault must be in full view of others, and the contact must be limited to one single action that produces; a flailing motion, reeling motion, or any action of retreat on the assaultee's part that appears humourous to onlookers.

"So we were at the club and this guy is mackin' on someone's girlfriend. And the boyfriend is right behind him, but the guy is too drunk to notice. The boyfriend just reached out and clowned him right upside the head."

See pimp slap, bitch slap, socked, smacked

3.

While engaging in vaginal intercourse, a man proceeds to insert his testiclesinto the woman's anus.

While he was boning her, he put his nuts in her ass...she got fucking clowned!

See sex, anal, testicles, shoving, stuffing

4.

To have or have been sodomized by a complete stranger.

Johnny is such a sinner! He clowned her brown on the first night!

See clown, clowned

5.

Having been lied to or fooled.

Hey brother you really clowned the dude.

See wright

6.

intoxicated in some form- drunk, high, whatever leaves you pretty much incapacitated.

"i had a spliff this morning and i'm still clowned"

See drunk, mashed, falaised, high, lean

7.

When a male with puffy, clownlike hair fluffs it onto you; either inadvertantly, or on purpose.

"I got totally clowned on the subway this morning by a freaky stranger."


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