Clubvintory

What is Clubvintory?

1.) Taking "inventory" of your pocket contents before heading off to the club. Just to make sure you have everything you need.

2.) When in the club, constantly checking the back pockets of your jeans, in order to make sure you haven't been pickpocketed.

"Did you lose something?"

"Na. Just doing a clubvintory. It's all good."

See checking, counting

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