What is Clue-by-four?
1.
A clue-by-four is a term used when someone is irritatingly clueless in a detrimental way and not only needs to be corrected, but needs to be chastised at the same time.
Someone needs to hit that stupid hacker script-kiddie with a clue-by-four before he gets us all in trouble.
2.
A device that is commonly used to give someone a clue. Named as such for its appearance, which is oddly similar to a two-by-four.
That little idiot got my machine infected with a load of spyware, so I whacked him with a clue-by-four.
3.
(Slang)An uncommon American noun used usually (but not exclusively) by right-wing weblog addicts.
An imaginary ideological (or actual) 'stick' with which we beat someone with whom we disagree.
1. "Listen son, those foreigners need a
newkiller clue-by-four from Uncle Sam"
2. "Any
assclown tinfoil hat-wearingtraitor that doesn't believe in God will get a big clue-by-four when they get bombed to Hell"