What is Cluent?
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A hybrid of "Clue" and "Client" indicating that the client doesn't have a fucking clue about what they are going on about and are generally a costly waste of space.
I had been working for a client for several weeks until I realised they were really a cluent.
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A way to say goodbye when the ship is sinking
and you have the only lifejacket.
CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than ..