Coasterware

What is Coasterware?


1.

A combination of "software" and table "coaster".

Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.

Sally: Oh look dear, we finally got the new version of AOL in the mail!

Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?

Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!

See coaster, software, cd, dvd


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