Coat Rack

What is Coat Rack?


1.

A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.

Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.

"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."

2.

The girls who don't know anything about punk rock, but have punk rock boyfriends, and they go to the shows and hold their coats and jackets

3.

another term for a mullet

virgil still kept his coat rack even years after he left tennessee.

See bonzai

4.

Someone who's being taken atvantage of and used and being made fun of a lot. Worse than being a complete naive tool.

That guy is such a coat rack, i just talked him into letting me borrow $100 and he doesn't even know who i am.


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