Cob Knocker

What is Cob Knocker?

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.

Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!

See ass, pest, punk, jerk, twit, Wiseman

Gurtrude

1. When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live pro..

Awesomeous

1. a lighthearted poetic derivative of awesome This is a shout out to the last, the few, the awesomeous. See awesome, cool, chic, radical..

Redwood Count

1. number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count..

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