What is Cobained?
1.
An abnormally large amount of male semen released from the penis that builds up over a period of time with no masturbation, sexual acts, or any activity involving semen release.
"Dude, I hadn't jerked it in a week and a few days ago Mary was blowin' my dolphin and I totally cobained it right in her throat!"
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2.
Killed by your wife or girl friend
I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.
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3.
Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.
That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.
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4.
One who was transformed by and/or drawn in by Kurt Cobain, to the point of a full life change.
Dude what's with the flannel shirt and ripped jeans... you are so cobained.
There are currently 3 people here cultivating the Kurt Cobain look.
5.
The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.
"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."
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