Cobained

What is Cobained?


1.

An abnormally large amount of male semen released from the penis that builds up over a period of time with no masturbation, sexual acts, or any activity involving semen release.

"Dude, I hadn't jerked it in a week and a few days ago Mary was blowin' my dolphin and I totally cobained it right in her throat!"

See sex, semen, blow job, blowing a load, load, cum

2.

Killed by your wife or girl friend

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.

See cheating, wife, girl friend, killed

3.

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.

That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.

See cobained, kurt cobain, kurt, nirvana

4.

One who was transformed by and/or drawn in by Kurt Cobain, to the point of a full life change.

Dude what's with the flannel shirt and ripped jeans... you are so cobained.

There are currently 3 people here cultivating the Kurt Cobain look.

5.

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."

"Oh man, I'm Cobained."

"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

See Chris


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