Cock Bagel

What is Cock Bagel?


1.

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.

Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.

2.

A horribly degrading insult.

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!

Peter: Sorry man.

Chris: *starts crying*

See Vineet

3.

Vineet Ghordhandas.

Me: Hey cock bagel!

Vineet: Yes?

4.

To shiza in your mouf!!!!

Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.


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