Cock Bagel

What is Cock Bagel?

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.

Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.

A horribly degrading insult.

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!

Peter: Sorry man.

Chris: *starts crying*

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Vineet Ghordhandas.

Me: Hey cock bagel!

Vineet: Yes?

To shiza in your mouf!!!!

Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.

Hitchiker

1. A little piece of poo stuck on your butt hole that stays there for a while or a bug hanging on to your clothes "oh looks like you..

Zyxes

1. Sexy to the thirtieth power. Etymology: sexy backwards with a z in it. Dude, I saw Melissa the other day. She was lookin pretty freak..

The Uppercut

1. **Note: Reccomended to be standing while attempting this maneuver in order to get more power. When you're about to recieve oral se..

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