Cock Job

What is Cock Job?


1.

Someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is

When something says

"Enter Bio Here"

in a big big box under a little box that says

"Name

Location"

Then a person writes in the bio " WTF is a bio?...is it like bioshock"

A great reply to this would be "cock job"

See cock, job, bio, shock, bioshock, midgit, midget, victim

2.

When two guys rub their penises against each other until one party reaches orgasm. Restrictions: 1.no hands allowed 2.first one to climax wins

Ace gave Gary a cock job. Ace won.

See cockjob, hand job, cock

3.

Derogatory term used as an insult.

Does not usually refer to any particular sexual act taking place as previously stated,but merely refers to someone being perceived as someone who masturbates,simply for purposes of an insult be it truth or complete fiction.

Can also be used with sexual reference although there are more suitable words,namely: handjob/ wankjob

May also used light-heartedly between mates basically meaning dumbass

Its a broadly used word and shouldn't be perceived as any particular meaning and should not be taken too seriously,chances are if someone calls you one,they are fooling around calling u a dumbass/ wally,to actually insult someone to their face with this would make you look foolish,therefore it is usually used in reference to a person when talking about them to others.

I believe one of the previous definitions refers to hand job, the other is some gay ritual which i believe the less we know the better.

Similar words: idiot, fool, dickhead, moron, dumbass, tosser, handjob, wankjob

Passive insult: Tom's some cock job,isn't he?

Active insult: I'm gonna kill ya,u little f*cking cock job (insulter gets laughed at by everyone within shouting distance)

Light-heartedly: You're some cock job man!

Sexual reference: She gave me one killer cock job man!

See cock job, cockjob, wanker, dumbass

4.

of or relating to having two penises(cocks) rubbed against one's own cock in order to create a climactic effect.

when three men want to participate in sexual intercoursewith one another they may use the cock job for sexualstimulation.

See blow job, hand job, anal, gay, tit job

5.

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.

i got the greatest cock job from this chick

See dude


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