What is Cock Meat Sandwich?
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(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich
A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:
Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).
later on...
Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
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when you go to guantanamo bay and you have to suck big bob's big fat dick
big bob: ya'll ready for your cock meat sandwich
harold: umm....no
big bob: well you better get hungry real quick cuz i got a lotta meat
Kumar: tell me before we do this, are all the guards on guantanamo bay gay?
big bob: fuck no, aint nothin gay about getting your dick sucked.
big bob: your the ones who are gay for sucking my dick.
Big bob: infact it creeps me out just being around you fags.
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What you feed to your employees in order to force them to conform to your dictator style ignorance when covering for your inept leadership skills
"John, would you mind creating a spreadsheet of this information
cock meat sandwich . I am incapable of writing it down myself."
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A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.
Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.
Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.
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