What is Cock Radar?
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When a male masturbates quickly, so he ejaculates prematurely, causing a spray pattern from his penis, making a large amount of splashing noises, giving a man the ability to see in the dark.
"Using his cock radar, Jimmy jacked off in the dark to find the toilet so he could use the bathroom."
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A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.
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to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.
"i peered from the eastern window of my library to f..
