Cock Radar

What is Cock Radar?


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When a male masturbates quickly, so he ejaculates prematurely, causing a spray pattern from his penis, making a large amount of splashing noises, giving a man the ability to see in the dark.

"Using his cock radar, Jimmy jacked off in the dark to find the toilet so he could use the bathroom."

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