Cock Sailor

What is Cock Sailor?


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A woman who figuratively sails an ocean of cock, but in realistic terms is simply a cock-loving whore.

Much like the sailors of old she lives unto her own set of rules and superstitions (she shall take no cock that curves left on the odd days of the week as it shall bring bad luck).

Much like the sailor she understands the risks and rewards of sailing the ocean of cock and thus accepts that which Fate may place before her (like Chlamydia) with no ill-will but rather the mindset that it is as it must be.

Not to be confused with Cock Pirate.

"She loved the cock, craved the cock in fact. So much of her time was spent in thought, pursuit and domination of the cock that she saw herself adrift in an ocean of cock with nothing to guide her from port to port but her abilities as a Cock Sailor."

See whore, slut, merwhore


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