Cock Stoned

What is Cock Stoned?


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Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

See cockstoned, pussywhipped, pussy whipped, cocksucker, cock sucker


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