Cock Turban

What is Cock Turban?

Where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his penis after he masturbates so he won't get splooge on his undees.

Dude, next time you jack off wear a Cock Turban when you're done. I can totally see splooge on your boxers.

See cock, turban, hat, hygiene

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