Cock Whiskers

What is Cock Whiskers?


1.

The appallingly unconvincing and unsubtle 'wear' marks industrially made on high street jeans either side of the fly area, to give the illusion that the person wearing them either:

1) Does something more strenuous with their life than mope about the mall all day and wank over radio friendly garage rock bands.

Or

2) Buys their clothes from charity shops because they're so 'core, but actually can't conceive the idea of leaving the mall.

So called, funnily enough, because the lines resemble whiskers either side of the person's cock.

"Heyyyy, duuuuude, you like my new jeans?"

"Mate, they've got cock whiskers and look like you sat in bleach. What are you even doing?"

"Ohhh... I'll wear my ones with paint on them then. So hot right now..."

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