What is Resume?
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1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.
2. Tits.
1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé
2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé
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The term used when upholding a street basketball game (or a backyard baseball game during a season), then calling time-in. (Use only around white folks)
"Damn negro, I'm have to tie my shoe.......Aight...Resume."
3.
Your face/facial expression
Don't be hatin...don't look good on yo'resume
Random Words:
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Slang for jerkin off.
"I had a massive erection when I woke up this morning, so I had to pull the pudding!"
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A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.
"Honey, I seem to be experie..
