What is Resume?
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1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.
2. Tits.
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man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé
2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé
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The term used when upholding a street basketball game (or a backyard baseball game during a season), then calling time-in. (Use only around white folks)
"Damn negro, I'm have to tie my shoe.......Aight...Resume."
3.
Your face/facial expression
Don't be hatin...don't look good on yo'resume
Random Words:
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a douch with no sense of humor that must ruin everyone elses humor
i dont like this so its gay
shut up ahole with no sense of humor
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the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo
hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies ..
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An inverted titty-fuck while deficating on the persons face
If I buy this fat girl enough drinks, maybe she'll come back to my pla..
