Resume

What is Resume?


1.

1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.

man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé

2.

a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?

b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé

See tits, cv, funbags, norks, breasts

2.

The term used when upholding a street basketball game (or a backyard baseball game during a season), then calling time-in. (Use only around white folks)

"Damn negro, I'm have to tie my shoe.......Aight...Resume."

3.

Your face/facial expression

Don't be hatin...don't look good on yo'resume


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