Cockblocked

What is Cockblocked?

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

See jim

The intentional hindrance or disruption of the act of consensual sex with malicious intent.

While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.

Gastastic

1. one who is full of gas and continuously makes large noises from either orifice. Wow Will! You have some loud burps! You are gastastic..

Zolof

1. One that destroys rock and roll. person1:"OMG, Zolof is destroying all the rock and roll?" person2:"God Damn It!!!"..

Lecky

1. British colloqualism for electricity. You should see the size of my lecky bill over the winter!..

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