Cockblockese

What is Cockblockese?

Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.

It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.

Sausagemeister

1. a man or woman that covets sausages for plesure husband:i need to get some more sausages wife:man your such a sausagemeister See saus..

Bitch Pants

1. pants my boyfriend wears that have too many buttons, making them difficult to get in. did you get any last night? NO i was wearing my ..

Ledouche

1. A mock sneezing sound meant to mask the fact that you are calling someone a douche. Person A: Check out my sweet Van Halen tatoo across..

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