Cockblocktopus

What is Cockblocktopus?

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

See cockblocker, cockblock, blocker, cock, douchebag

Throtch

1. The tangled, nasty part of a beardthat grows out down the throat. It reminds one of crotchhair that is out-of-control and needs a serio..

Arabien Steamer

1. Where you force out a shit so your ass is burning, and so the shit steaming poo lands on the others eye balls, and then they grab the bo..

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1. to do something over the internet. *runs after you* OR *eats a snickers*..

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