Cockblocktopus

What is Cockblocktopus?

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

See cockblocker, cockblock, blocker, cock, douchebag

Yogalingus

1. cunnilingus and yoga combined - 'for the mind,spirit and tongue' that ballet dancer has the most perfect yogalingus body tha..

Hotter Than Texas In July

1. describing an extremely attractive woman Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July! See hottie, eva longoria, alyssa milano..

Heavy Pants

1. to have a large unit (package) you got to have heavy pants to please the ladies...

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