Cockblocktopus

What is Cockblocktopus?

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

See cockblocker, cockblock, blocker, cock, douchebag

Foster's

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Jumpin' On It

1. The dance that accompanies either the Sugarhill gang song Apache (Jump On It). Alternately Sir Mix Alot's Jump On It can be used. ..

Kramer, Cosmo

1. The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work. Kramer's life is a fantasy ca..

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