Cockblocktopus

What is Cockblocktopus?

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

See cockblocker, cockblock, blocker, cock, douchebag

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