Cockblocktopus

What is Cockblocktopus?

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

See cockblocker, cockblock, blocker, cock, douchebag

Bong Abs

1. Doing a set of abs immediately followed by ripping the bong. The process is repeated until all the ganja is gone. Mark: Hey man you wa..

Intellizzle And James Bond-kinda-shit Crew

1. Headed by Jordi LeForge after he left the USS Enterprise, the IJBSC is the 3030 ED equivalent to the United States' CIA or NSA, onl..

Getting Dumped

1. When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt se..

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