Cockblocktopus

What is Cockblocktopus?

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

See cockblocker, cockblock, blocker, cock, douchebag

Am I Rite?

1. Often used in leetspeakand used to indicate an insult or sarcasm. <ZeroCool> lol ur a stupid fgt am i rite?..

Corporate Whore

1. One who has sold more than their labor to the corporation; one who has forsaken personal values and constitution for corporate $$; meani..

Umpad

1. A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'. Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well" Medium Umpad..

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