Cockblocktopus

What is Cockblocktopus?

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

See cockblocker, cockblock, blocker, cock, douchebag

Twirly Straw Delight

1. After sex, a guy ejaculates on the floor and makes the girl suck it up with a twirly straw. Hoopa: Bitch, suck my load up with this twi..

Untapped

1. Having not hooked up with someone your "together" with while out with people You and a boy/girl haven't hooked up yet bu..

Vagalistic

1. of or relating to the vagina; that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of t..

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