Cockblocktopus

What is Cockblocktopus?

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

See cockblocker, cockblock, blocker, cock, douchebag

It's Alrite 'ere Innit

1. (Phrase) Chiefly North Yorkshire. Standard rendering "It's alright here isn't it?" Northern prununciation " its..

Upgrade

1. n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation. v. to make something more powerful or sign..

Vodening

1. Receiving oral sex in a dingy motel room, while a heavy-set, Eastern European woman who resembles Carnie Wilson sits on your chest, and ..

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