What is Cockclocking?
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When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process.
John:ugh..
Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the
washer and put them in thedryer , oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.
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