What is Cock-iced?
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When a man ejaculates prematurely in someone's eye while receiving a blowjob. Also known as a "Cock-eyed Cum-shot". This usually happens by accident, but a skilled marksman who aims his cum-shot right can nail a victim right in the eye leaving them with quite possibly a permanent lazy eye or "cock-eye".
"Man I was getting blown last night and right as I came I cock-Iced her! She couldn't see right for a week..
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