What is Cockmeiser?
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One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.
"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."
"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"
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