What is Cockmonkey?
1.
a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.
Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."
2.
Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
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3.
A creature that lives in the cockjungle.
"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."
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4.
A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.
Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).
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