Cock-off

What is Cock-off?


1.

An event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave.

Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.

See cock, asshole, fight, duel, Slaney

2.

The act of berating, swearing at, and/or accusing of lower deeds, or otherwise offending a person of higher political standing without cause.

"Don't Cock-Off to me!"

"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"

"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."

See cock, off, jerk, moron, geek

3.

Like to fuck off with a little less gusto.

All those wearing red shorts can just cock-off.

See Nerdo


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