Cockpiece

What is Cockpiece?


1.

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.

I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.

See infiniti

2.

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.

"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."

See dildo, titty fuck, Metalocolypse

3.

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

4.

Also the etmylogical root of the name "musicboy". Describes the actions of one who spends his mornings listening to Dvorak and his nights by the men's urinal in Clapham Common. Typified by an inability to make decent jokes and a small reproductive organ.

An observer: "Musicboy - you're a cockpiece."

Musicboy: "Yes I know! Have you heard my latest symphony, I made it in the shower!"

An observer:"Liar, for a start, you couldn't fit in the shower"

See rudeboy


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