Cockpuke

What is Cockpuke?


1.

When a dude shoves his dong so far down your throat that you upchuck your meal of curried cayenne-peppered goat into your gullet right on his tonsil-jabber. Thus creating cockpuke.

(Happily munching) Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmehah asfhchchae raaaaaaaaaahfda -- fuck dude, cockpuke! (Spitup swallowed) You totally stabbed my trachea. (Gulp)

You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.

See cocksucking, vomit, puke, dong, dick, prick, cock, fellatio, curry, deepthroat

2.

n. Synonym of Semenor Cum. Can be used for many sayings. Just replace the word Semen, Cum, or Yogurt.

"Shut the fuck up Joe you pile of Cockpuke!"

"Dude, you know how much Cockpuke that bitch stores in her stomach?"

"I would rather drink a warm bucket of Cockpuke."

See AK

3.

stuff that comes out of your cock

Eat my cockpuke.

Don't choke on my cockpuke.

See semen, jizz, cum, dick


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