Cockrocket

What is Cockrocket?


1.

Not a compliment. A cock rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the asschiefs and has earned the title of "Cock >.>". The "Rocket" part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing shit off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. Jabberjaw much?

Guy: Aww fuck, rejected again...Today isnt my day.

Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.

Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!

See hobnocker, cunt, dickhead, wanker

2.

When a man and woman (or other man) are having anal sex and the receiving partner farts, forcing themselves off of the penis of their lover in a rocket like fashion.

"Rick and I were going at it last night, but he had had too many burritos earlier and totally cockrocketed across the bed."

See cock, anal, rocket, anal sex, sex

3.

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she farts creating a rocket. Unless she's really fat, then you fly off.

Dude, she totally did a cockrocket last night.

See cockrocket, rocket, cock, porn, anal sex


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