Cockslammer

What is Cockslammer?


1.

a rube, street dweller, guttersnipe.

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.

2.

Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)

Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.

Literal tense:

Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!

Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.

Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.

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Insulting tense:

Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.

Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.

Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.

Or:

Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.

Soup: Fuck you; get your own.

Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?

See cockbiter, cockthruster, cocksucker

3.

One who slams people or objects with cocks. May also slam other cocks with or without his own. The mark of being amazing. Powerful.

Sean: Man, you are such a cockslammer?

Kris: I don't know bro, I am just that awesome.

See awesome, badass


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