What is Cocksmack?
1.
Taking out one's penis and smacking someone in the face with it usually as an act of discipline
"Yo bitch if you don't shut up i will cocksmack you!"
2.
When one person whips out their cock and smacks them in the face with it. OR usually a gay person who loves cock in their face.
Josh Phil Condrat is a cocksmack.
Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).
Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box
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3.
An idiot, who is the cock which is to be smacked among ones face.
"Jimmy, quit be a cocksmack and get out of shotgun, I called it."
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4.
One who enjoys having the cock smacked across their face.
That slut really is a cocksmack!
5.
Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack
Sailor, I repeat never do that again! *whacks sailor round head with rope'
6.
the act of being struck with ones back hand in the lower testicular region...that leaves a heavy pain in the lower abdimon.
man brian cock smacked me 5th period and it still hurts
7.
One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.
That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!
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