Cock-sock

What is Cock-sock?


1.

AKA wank-sock, see sock-for-your-co.ck to purchase custom-made, premium quality, stain resistant, easy-wash pairs lovingly hand made to your very own design specifications.

I've used the same cock-sock for years now and it's become rather crusty. I think I will buy some more from sock-for-your-co.ck, they're great etc.

2.

Appendage for soaking up emissions from a stealth-wankusually perfomed under the bed-covers whilst your partner is asleep.

Any type of sock can be used, preferably white in order to hide evidence.

I didn't have a cock-sock to hand last night, had to use a tissue and the rustling noise woke the wife.


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