Cocktowel Edit Meaning

1. A single line that Lurtz the orc captain from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, responds with when he is asked, quote, &quo..

1. (n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of reven..

1. RAT:(Rods Asshole Theory) states that the reason there are so many ass holes is the fact that every family must contribute at least one..