Cockzipilis

What is Cockzipilis?


1.

This is a type of disorder people have with their cocks (or dick, nob, yogurt rifle, etc...)

These people are born with cocks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. Most of the time the cock is pointing up, but in the case of a Cockzopilis the cock points down at 90 degress. Not a very good thing to have...

Tony: That Saboo is such a slag!

Old Gregg: Yep i know, I heard that he's got a cockzipilis.

Tony: Poor guy... I feel sorry for that dick-head

See cock, bent, nob, knob, dick, 90, degrees, 69, sex, sexual

2.

where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME IF YOU HAVE YOU

Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Because thats what wainer does)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)

See cock, knob, arse, dick

3.

where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen.

Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H.Because thats what wainerdoes)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)

See cock, knob, arse, dick, wainer


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