What is Cocoa Beach?
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Small lazy town on the eastern coast of Florida where all the big wigs in highschool never left and continue to drink and get high all the time while never suceeding in life. All the nerdy kids are now making everyone their bitch. Only place in the world where bums wear helmets, huge jackets, ask for 83 cents, and carry mass amounts of lighters. Plenty of foreign tourist babes to get drunk with and if you pick the right person(everyone) you can bring them back to the house and get high...with the parents.
Founded on drugs in the 1960's and still run by them. God Bless America
Cocoa Beach is where dreams are made and dirty girls are born.
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A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs
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