What is Coffee Beaning?
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After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your
Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
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The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubarand shwasty
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