What is Coffee Crotch?
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Spilled coffee in the lap area, especially common when using the crotch as a cupholder on the morning commute. Fresh, it's a wet stain. Dry, it's a brown stain that can last all day. Occasional whiffs of coffee will drift upward through the day, especially during strenuous activity.
The bump in the road caused a splash, and the warm wetness indicated another case of coffee crotch
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1.To describe any sexual or non-sexual action performed whilst extremely inebriated.
Alt: Flib my/your Nibber. Flib his/her Nibber.
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radial distance (R.O.S.) from a source of something that smells unpleasant (B.O., poorly wiped ass, out of control vaginosis, smelly fee..
