Coffee Crotch

What is Coffee Crotch?


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Spilled coffee in the lap area, especially common when using the crotch as a cupholder on the morning commute. Fresh, it's a wet stain. Dry, it's a brown stain that can last all day. Occasional whiffs of coffee will drift upward through the day, especially during strenuous activity.

The bump in the road caused a splash, and the warm wetness indicated another case of coffee crotch

See lap, spill, java, joe, mug, stain, starbucks


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